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Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dokan kholenge!!Bhatija:Theek he!Chachi: Hum 10/ ki plate denge!Bhatija:Mein dokan pe board laga don gak k 10/ mein Chachi ki chaat lo!!!
I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
Sardarni Maikay Ja Rahi Thi. Sardar Packing Kartay Huwey Sochta Hay: “Kinni Bholi Ey, Maain Naal Nai Ja Ryaa, Fir V Condom Naal Le k Ja Rai Aay..!
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ?can kids of our age have kids?? Teacher replied ? NO Never!!? Boy said to girl : ?see i told you not to worry!!!!?.
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe, Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe, Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha, Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe