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Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
Q. What similar things do you prefer in your coffee and your girlfriend? … [a] Both Should be HOT , [b] Both Should be RICH , [c] Both Should be creamy , [d] Both should be able to keep you up all night!
Major Rohail:Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta hu to us k muu seSmell aati hy.Dr.“kamal hy jb main ne check up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”
Chaudhary: sex kro ge? Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho Chaudhary: pher kya hua? Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy
Q: What does PMS stand for? . . . . A: Penis Must Suffer
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That”s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.