Wife: Please be Gentle, It?s My ?FIRST TIME??
Hubby: What ???
But, You have Divorced Thrice.
My 1st Hubby was a Psychiatrist.
He Only Talked about it.
The 2nd was a Gynaecologist.
He just kept Looking at it
The 3rd was an Engineer.
He needed one year to Design a New Method.
Now You are a Lawyer.
Send This Sms To Mobile
This time I know, I?m Gonna Get SCREWED!!!
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