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Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone.
Hus: Why coz, I vibrate a lot.
Wife: no coz, you loose your tower
whenever you enter the tunnel.
ive lost my teddy bear…….do u want to sleep with me tonight?
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2 girls returng from movie 1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: mujhe kya pata SAALA chori kar raha hai!
Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
EK LARKA LARKEE SAY TUM SE KITNA PYAAR HAI DIL MAIN UTAR KER DEKH LU, NA YAKEEN AYE TU MERA UNDERWEAR DEKH LO, LARKEE: BOLLY UNDERWEAR KYOON DEKHOON LARKA: KYOON TUJHAY DEKH KAR UNDERWEAR GEELA HU JATA HAI