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When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER? SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH.
Girl:hil hil k doon gi 200 rupay loon gi… Boy:100 rupay doon ga hil khud loon ga… Girl: hath se hila lay 100 b bachalay.:-):-) send me sexy sms on my num 03343035779
Ah ohh ah ohh nahi nahi uff , nahi oie nahi ah ah ah aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya..
Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it”s warmth.
I”m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?