us ne kaha tha k main tum ko dey kar hi choron ge aur us ne aisa he kiya.
mujh ko dee aur chor diya….-s
Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife)
Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife) just delivered a Bacha (child)! Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ? Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed! Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I”m not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big and strong like a Cobra! Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn”t look like your Punjabi [...]
MODREN DAY updated dictionary
MODREN DAY updated dictionary !!! BAYWAQOOF: chottiya STUPID MAN : LUND ka sira TO HATE: LUND pay marna FRUSTRATED :TATTAY latak jana FLATTER: TATTAY uthana IGNORE: LUND ko thund hona POWERFUL: GAAND bhari hona MILD LOSS: GAAND bund hona HEAVY LOSS: GAAND phatna SEVERE LOSS: GAAND phat kay hath may ajana JEALOUS: GAAND jal jana [...]
A man said 2 his doctor “everytime
A man said 2 his doctor “everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection” the doctor said “That”s because u look like a cunt!
In a party a lady wanted
In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
Kon kahta hay dost humari chudai hogi,
Kon kahta hay dost humari chudai hogi, yah afwa kisi bhanchod nai urai hogi, ghuss k teri gand mai rahain gay sada, itni jaga tu hum nain banai hogi