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Teacher: What do u call a man
that doesn”t use contraceptives? Littel Jonhy: Daddy
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!
khabardar !!!! rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan, wizarat e chudai hukumat e pakistan
Aftr Suhagrat Major Rohail:Tuhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleefTo nhi hoi?.Anti Misba:Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota thaJb main school me thi
Anti Misba ki ch**t main spermsNe long march kya.Kyu?.Sperms ka kehna haiK un k khuch satheyonKo pechli gali main leja kQatal kr dya jata hy
There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!