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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good!!
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono. He shows his tiny 1inch penis and says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui. Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji. Santa: Yeh erect hai!
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