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Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service.
Marriage changes passion … suddenly you”re in bed with a relative. – Unknown
Anti Misba k gharelo totke Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr leinLatkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k pankhaTABEL FAN wala ho
I want to suck you… I want to lick you… I wanna move my tongue all over you… I want to feel you in my mouth… that”s how u… eat an ice cream…
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don”t know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN THAT THE BIRD FLU VIRUS HITS SMALL COCKS FIRST. I THOUGHT I”D WARN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!