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SARDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
puray bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli…
SARDAR: Haan haraamzadi..tu bed par AKELI SONA CHAHTI HAI
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
Petrol pump waale ki biwi se seheliyon ne poocha: Suhagraat kesi rahi? .. Biwi: Bevaquf saari raat haath main lekaar ghumata raha or baar baar poochta raha ..Kitna DAALUN ..
Q-Wht”s common between man n monkey? An-monkey daal daal pe koodta hai aur man daal daal ke koodta hai
American students say : people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
Heart is like a bottle of perfume. If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.. If u keep it always open soon u will loose ur fragrance. So act wisely.