sardar ki shadi hoi
suhag raat ko woh kambal orh kay sogaya
bv boli “sardar jee meri tangon kay bich may 1 soorakh hai ”
sardar bola ” oho jabhi may bolon yeh sali hawa kidhar say arahai hay “?
(plz send me dirty jokes and sms on my mobile thanks rida)
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