Sara: can u tell me What is height of Berozgari?
“haan Randi ke phudi mei jalay lge hun”
Judge: Y do u want divorce?
Judge: Y do u want divorce? He: She doesn”t satisfy me in bed She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem!
Women is the best vehicle in the
Women is the best vehicle in the world. Front – 2 bumpers! Back – 2 bumpers! Self lubricating when hot! Monthly automatic engine oil change! Every type of piston fits!
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao
On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono. He shows his tiny 1inch penis and says: Kyun hairani hui? Jeeto: Ji Hui. Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon? Jeeto: Ji. Santa: Yeh erect hai!
MAN:Docter mera lun khara nahi hota DOC:Do
MAN:Docter mera lun khara nahi hota DOC:Do u hav girlfriend ? no. Do u visit postitude ? no. Do u go mujra ? no. DOC: Tou bhenchod lun khara kar k us pe coat tangey ga.
WIFE: PEECHAY NAHI AAGAY DAALTAY HAIN.
SUHAAG RAAT! WIFE: PEECHAY NAHI AAGAY DAALTAY HAIN. HUSBAND: TUJHE KAISE PATA? WIFE: MERA DOST MERE AAGAY DAALTA THA. HUSBAND: TU CHUP KAR MERA DOST MERE PEECHAY DAALTA THA