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ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg.
But it was surely the cock!
Irish Finds Cigarettes in Daughter?s room – ?OH! NO SHE SMOKES.? He then finds wishky – ?OH! NO SHE DRINKS.? He then finds Condoms – ?OH! SHIT SHE HAS A PENIS.!!!?
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
Why do women have orgasms during sex??? It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves.
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke here. Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn”t mean you start fucking here.
I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 – distracting public with ur xtreme good looks and sex appeal, remain silent and report 2 my bedroom.