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ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg.
But it was surely the cock!
What is fashion designing? Too many brains, with too many ideas, working on too little pieces of cloth.. to cover 2 little tits of a model.
Anti Misba:Darling she is my sister Bubbli.Major Rohail: Ok.Anti Misba:Why r u getting excited?.Major Rohail:I m not excited I m totally relaxed.Anti Misba:If ur relaxed thn what is that thng Standing in ur pants
Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein … Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
Hello!Im a little alien called Ted.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
Miss ROSE MARRYdivorced Mr. LELEBecz she was sick of telling her name!ROSE MARRY LELEImagine her BAD LUCKShe was re-married toMr. MARLOW…