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Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when
the music stops.
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
Larkey waley larki dekhnay gaye…. Sasur: Beti tumhien chaey aati hai? Larki sharma k: Mujhe abhi DOODH nahi aata Chaey kahan se aaeygi
Latest rhymes in SCHOOL… Twinkle, twinkle little STAR, I just went to ROYAL BAR. Quater rates r up so HIGH, So drink a beer with Chicken FRY !!!
What is the difference betweenMasquitoandAnti Misba….If u slap a masquito it stops SUCKING
Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than… OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER-YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH.