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Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop moving when
the music stops.
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don”t know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
teri julfein yun gazab dha rahi thi jaise koi bhains poonch hila rahi thi
Rs 1450: baby food Rs 1000: doctor fee Rs 950: medicine Rs 800: toys Rs 500: diapers Rs 300:baby powder total Rs 5000 or condom Rs 5 faisla aap per hai
1 Punjabi “pathan” k ghar chori karne ghusa, Pathan ne pakar kr sari raat “Gaand” Maari, Subha kaha: phir kab Aao ge? Punjabi: Khan saab Chor hoon “Gandu” Nhi.
Maa: Beta Jaldi So Ja Warna Gabbar A Jayay Ga Beta: Mujhay 100Rs Day Do Warna Papa Ko Bol Doon Ga K Yeh Gabbar Roz A Jata Hai