Munda U.S.A to apni Ma nu phone karda hai: Ma mainu Aids ho gai ,
Maa kehndi putt TU India na ayi nahi at kam kharab ho ju,
Munde NE puch lia oh kida?
Ma boli j TU AA gia athe:
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1) Teri ghar wali nu Aids ho ju,
2)Teri gharwali to tere veer nu,
3)Tere veer to nokrani nu,
4)Nokrani to tere baapu nu,
5)Tere bapu to teri massi nu,
6)Teri massi to tere massarh nu,
7)Tere maassarh to mainu,
8)Te j mainu ho gai tan sare pind nu ho ju,
Puttar Hun pind nu TU hi bacha sakda ae!
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