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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~Rita Rudner
Women”s life is very hard. Moring-wash clothes. Noon-Dry clothes. Evening-Iron clothes Night-Remove clothes Late Midnight Searching clothes
Major Rohail ke Behan ka guzaraApne husbnd k sath nhi hota tha.Major Rohail:Tu Talaq leley.Behan:Nhi RoheleyMe dubara call girl nhi bnaChahatey
Kashte phasee bhanhwar main ab mojain hi par lagaeein gi Jab apne naseeb hi gandoo hon to mojain bahn yawain gi
Folding Chair and Woman are Both Useless, If legs are closed!!! Microwave and Girl, Both get Hot in 15 secs!!! Bra and Bar, Men go Crazy when Open!!!
What do u get when u have sex with a judge, banker and architect? Judge- Honourable discharge, Banker- Premature withdrawal, Architect- Illegal erection!!