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Definition of Luv in 2009:
Definition of Luv in 2009: LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes, every season: Summer -1, Autumn – 1, Winter – 1, Spring – 1, n lately Monsoon -1. Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons -)
Define tragedy? Its when your zip gets
Define tragedy? Its when your zip gets stuck when its the time to f*ck.
A pathan was Fucking his wife from
A pathan was Fucking his wife from back…. She was crying pathan said ziada Shoor mat karo hum ko paata hai kitna dard hotaa haiii
~*”Do Hi Lafzon Ka Tha Woh Fasana”*~
~*”Do Hi Lafzon Ka Tha Woh Fasana”*~ ~*”Jo Suna Kar Khaamosh Ho Bethe”*~ ~*”Ibteda Yeh K Tum Ko Chaha Tha”*~ ~*”Inteha Yeh K Khud Ko Kho Bethe”*~
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14 to 16 LEMON,
AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, 17 to 22 ORANGE, 23 to 28 MANGO, 29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT, 41 to 60 USED PILLOW, Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON.