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Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, then I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
Anti Misba-Aaj se sex krte waqat mainTumhara L*N muu mei nhiDalu ge Major Rohail-Kyu Janu? Anti Misba-Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT seMana kya hy
Major Rohail:Beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi haiwo Roopvati, Gunvati aur Sarasvati hai…Beta:Lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta huaur wo GARBHVATI hai..
Aamir khan launches new movie cast are: Nawaz Sharif Asif Zardari Gillani Shiree Rehman Chaudri Brothers Maulana Fazlur Rehman Film name is (“Sarey Harami Zameeen Par”)
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye…
A man phoned and asked Hello is it 221714? Abrar:Urdu main bolo. Man: D0-D0-Ek-Saath- Choda? Abrar:No Sir Teen-Teen- Ek-Sath Choda, 331714