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Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl. girl:No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Dont worry darling i”m already married.
Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy? Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein
Q. What”s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IFEARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER? SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY EVERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH.
Girl: Ye galat haiBoy: I Love U G: Ye Galat hai B: Hum Shadi kr lein ge G: Yeh Galat hai. B: Yeh Galat nhe hai. G: Kamine, tm jahan Dal rhe ho wo jaga galat hai. *To exchange msgs contact 03456556601 now!*
A newly married girl says to her 70 yr old hubby – “Darling lets go upstairs and have sex. ” Hubby- “Make a choice, I cant do both!!”