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Jab us haseena ko paseena aata hai USSEY dekh kar mujhe jeena aata hai, Geeli qamiz jab Chipakti hai paseene se ..UFF..! Kya ubhar k nazar uska seena aata hai.
A man said 2 his doctor “everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection” the doctor said “That”s because u look like a cunt!
Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi…
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What”s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you disappear!!
What”s the difference between men and women? Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play!
Chaudhary: Can u Define will power? Sarah: Yes! Looking into the eyes of girl for a long time…When she is wearing nothing