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Akele ja rahe the jivan k in kathin rasto par. Hairan pareshan udas thake hue phir ek mod par aap mile aur bachi hui zindagi ki bhi maa chud gai
A Pregnant Lady went to an Astrologer?
A Pregnant Lady went to an Astrologer? Astrologer: When you deliver the baby, Baby?s Father will die.. Lady?: Thank God, My Husband is Safe!!!
World Kutton ka competition ho raha thha. Bush
World Kutton ka competition ho raha thha. Bush German Shephard laya Obama Buldarian laya Bill Clinton Alcesion laya Aur “Zardari” ka confidence dekho Khud hi jaa ke kharra ho gaya Obama gussay se bola:Competion sirf Kutton ka hai “Haram Khor Beghariton ka nahi” .
1 day there was tis naked man
1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, “HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?”
Of all the babes u r my
Of all the babes u r my selection please dont giv me a rejection. my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection!