I”ve got a good friend who married a Doctor.
One day he told her: “You need to do something to spice up our love-making”.
Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.
“Why?” asked her husband. “You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making
I just wanted to get a Second Opinion”, she replied…
Send This Sms To Mobile
Related SMS You Would Like To Read
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple,
Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann”t smoke here. Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn”t mean you start fucking here.
Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have
Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb!
2 girls were talking.. 1st Girl: Yaar yeh
2 girls were talking.. 1st Girl: Yaar yeh boys apas main kaisi batain kartey hain? 2nd Girl:Wesi he jaisi hm girls karti hain.. 1st girl: Uff!! Itni gandi.
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi…Sardar apni
Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi…Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli ….na na sardar jee pechay nahi agay sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata hai bevi boli…mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha Sardar bola…acha…par mera boy friend to meray pechay dalta tha…