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Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I”m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
A man said 2 his doctor “everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection” the doctor said “That”s because u look like a cunt!
Tujhe dekhker aksar Aajate hain mujhe chakker Samajh nahin aata mujhe Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
2 girls were talking.. 1st Girl: Yaar yeh boys apas main kaisi batain kartey hain? 2nd Girl:Wesi he jaisi hm girls karti hain.. 1st girl: Uff!! Itni gandi.
Q. What is the similarity between Tea and Girl?… A. Both are Hot, Both have Milk