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Irish Finds Cigarettes in Daughter?s room -
?OH! NO SHE SMOKES.?
He then finds wishky -
?OH! NO SHE DRINKS.?
He then finds Condoms -
?OH! SHIT SHE HAS A PENIS.!!!?
Chinese Couple: A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as “Jo-Hua”, “So-Hua”
larkey wale larki walon se larki ka haath kab mangte hain? .. .. Jab larkey ka haath thaak jata hai. / /| ( :C(,,,) ) ,. , , | |
khabardar !!!! rozana muth marnay say parhaiz kijye yaad rahay lund may jaan tu mard ki shaan, wizarat e chudai hukumat e pakistan
Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi. Man: Boob dabaun.? Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.? Man: Fuck? Gal: Period me hun.? Man: Don”t say loose motions hai.
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.