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In a party,a lady wanted to go to toilet.She said to a Sardar- sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao.He replied-U naughty girl,pehle tum dikhao!!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Chinese Couple: A Chinese couple Mr and Miss Hua got twins without marriage. What did they named them? They named them as “Jo-Hua”, “So-Hua”
Larkey waley larki dekhnay gaye…. Sasur: Beti tumhien chaey aati hai? Larki sharma k: Mujhe abhi DOODH nahi aata Chaey kahan se aaeygi
Anti Misba:Janu aj hm sex mei tail/oil use nhe kren ge Major Rohail: kyu? Anti Misba:High B.P ke wja se doctor ne tail istemal krne se mna kya hy
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg. But it was surely the cock!