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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS.
Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD dostoKo dekha k both pachhtaya.kyu?.Major Rohail shadi wali CD mei se“SUHAG RAT” wala scenedelete krna bhool gya tha
Zamane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai. Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
Types of arse … (_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
ive lost my teddy bear…….do u want to sleep with me tonight?