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Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That”s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Pathan ur Anti Misba ke suhag ratPathan rat ko seeti leKr bahar jane laga Anti Misba:kahan chale? Pathan: oy hm suhag rat manae ga tu mohaleKe chowkidari kon kre ga?
What”s the closest thing to a woman”s period? Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn”t come, everything”s fucked
Q:) What is common between girlfriend and win XP. A:) Both support plug and play.
har LONDAY BAZON ko phone kr k kehta hon maiN FARZZ…………………..DO U WANNA PARTNER OH PARTNERLET ME, LET ME SEE plz muj se frndship karo.. Hina
Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!