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If You Hate Me
Steal A Map…
Borrow A Bicycle…
Drive To Hell… =P =D
Have A Disastrous Trip ! =P
Q: Why are condoms transparent ? A: So that the sperm can at least enjoy the scenery!
Major Rohail apni behan k Rishta dekhne gya Larke wale:App ke behan Goori hyPrBohat Mooti hai Major Rohail:Ghar jtna b bara ho drwaza hameshaChota hi hota hai
Marriage changes passion … suddenly you”re in bed with a relative. – Unknown
Mirza Shahib per ek larki ne peshab kar deya Mirza shahib ne phocha “aai chan chal hasina ye kesi nadane hai” Larki: Mirza shaib jis jheel se ap nikle hai ye osi ka pani
3 mice were boasting abt their bravery. Mouse 1: I poisoned d dogs meat! Mouse 2: I ate cheese frm d trap! Mouse 3: Ok guys, Im leaving..Time to fuck the cat.