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GUY: If I could see you naked, I”d die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I”d probably die laughing.
Story of Kisses: When u kiss an american girlshe said “Kiss me hard” Indian girl “Kiss mesoft” Pakistani girl “jaldi karo Ammi a jayengi
Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON…
Sardar ne Anti Misba k sathsex krne k baad Anti misba k bed room mei cigret lga lya..Anti misba ne usay boht marakyu?..Public place pr smoking mana hy
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Famous poet Faiz in love with Noorjhan asked her for a fuck. Noorjahan blushed and said “Apne bahut badi cheez mangli hai?” Faiz: “Agar itni badi hai to rehne do”