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Girl to Mom: “Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P—S?”
Girl: “Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth”
her koi ker raha hai arman phudi ka phudi pe mar raha hai insaan phudi ka phudi bhi rabar ka lun bhi rabar ka kiya kiya bana raha hai japan phudi ka
So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see …….how Sweetly I LIE. Happy April Fool Day!
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
I”m new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X S – SMILE E – ENERGY X – XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.