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Friendship is Like A Tree …It is Not Measured on How tall it could be,But on how deep the roots have grown.
~*”Do Hi Lafzon Ka Tha Woh Fasana”*~ ~*”Jo Suna Kar Khaamosh Ho Bethe”*~ ~*”Ibteda Yeh K Tum Ko Chaha Tha”*~ ~*”Inteha Yeh K Khud Ko Kho Bethe”*~
a civil engineer asked his town planner:what is the technical defect in a female body? planner: entertainment area is constructted very near to sewerage area … (plz share dirty jokes with me on sms )thanks
Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA… So respect the seniors!
LIFE without “FUN”SKY without “SUN”TEN without “ONE”SPORT without “RUN”Warrior without “GUN”IsAllLikeAManwithout “LUND”…
On the door of a toilet….Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!