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Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha
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jado holi jai karnaye gan. main than mar janiya. marda dey lorey wadey kusa denney pard nee. thok we nai landay aatey suka deyndey war nee.
Q. What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?… A. Sab Laafda Neeche Hota hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hain.
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A girl asks a priest. What”s devil, hell and heaven? Priest: between my 2 legs is d devil, between ur 2 legs is hell, lock d devil into hell and you”ll see heaven.
You”re about as subtle as a gynecologist wearing a gas mask and a hair net.