Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,
Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?
Hakeem : haan
Aourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha
(share sexy jokes wid me on my cell)
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