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During sexual session the girl says:”u r like a mobile phone!”Boy:
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“Do I vibrate a lot?” Girl:”No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
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Touch it gently… Put ur finger inside.. If da hole is big put three fingers.. Rub it up and down gently……. that”s the right way of washing the glass!!!