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Doing business wid u is like wearing a condom, it gives 1 a feeling of faith n security while getting screwed…
Mobilink regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u. We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u not even a network.
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw and 1 cock that cant “crow” dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
Inspecter asked a girl” Jab tumhara Rape hua tha to tumhien kaisa laga tha?… Girl : Laddu zabardasti bhi khila diye jain to bhi meethay hi lagtey hain.
….Patient: Doctor Mjhe Noormal POTTY Nahi Aati Chawal Kahaya Tou Chawal Nkle Roti Khayi Tou Roti Nikli Normal k Lye Kia Karon Dr: Pooty Kha
Aik khusray nay viagra kha lee. Ander se awaz aye ittala-un araz hay k app k system main matlooba sahulat muysaar nahin hay.