Define tragedy? Its when your zip gets stuck
when its the time to f*ck.
aap k liye mirza ghalib he sher
aap k liye mirza ghalib he sher arz kia hai k.. mut cher in haseeno ko ye tere bas ki baat nahi ye khelti hai jin khilono se woe khilona hi tere pass nahi
Q: what is the idea of a
Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ? THINK THINK ANS: u r having sex with pregnent lady and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!
Qus: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
Qus: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. A:VAGINA b”cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
teri ma ko main nay lun diya
teri ma ko main nay lun diya BARA maza aya phir may roz lene laga aur akhir ko 9 month bad tu huya is ka sabut niche hay tu waqai harami nikla warna niche na karta
2 girls were talking.. 1st Girl: Yaar yeh
2 girls were talking.. 1st Girl: Yaar yeh boys apas main kaisi batain kartey hain? 2nd Girl:Wesi he jaisi hm girls karti hain.. 1st girl: Uff!! Itni gandi.