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Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs…..toilet!
Misunderstanding Anti Misba: Dr. said I got “Cute Vagina” Major Rohail: No No Dr. said u got “Huge Vagina” Doctor: U both are stupid I said She got “Acute Angina”.
Define tragedy? Its when your zip gets stuck when its the time to f*ck.
ghadi detergent walon ki beti se shadi karne ke liye bheed lagi thi why because they said pehle istemaal karo phir vishwas karo
Marriage changes passion … suddenly you”re in bed with a relative. – Unknown
yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.) lagthe hain mote mote boo boo nikalta hai iss main see doo doo kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)