Can”t beleive that after all the shit they are still together
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Height of Double Meaning:-
Dad went to school
Height of Double Meaning:- Dad went to school to get son”s report card Busy madam: Abhi Nahi DAD: To phir kab aaun mein? Madam: Mere Periods khatam hone ke baad!
Today its cool to have small cars
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too, then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Bahut udas Hai mera Land tere
Bahut udas Hai mera Land tere Janse se..Ho sake To chudwa le Kisi bahane se..To lakh chuttu sahi..magar..1 bar daikh koi chuot ka bhoot sa gaya hai tere karwane se..
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
Chaudhary: sex kro ge? Sarah: pr tum tu
Chaudhary: sex kro ge? Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho Chaudhary: pher kya hua? Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy