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A teacher asked “wot part of the body goes to heaven first?” A child replied “feet” – coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I”M COMIN!
A man while making love to his maid,exclaimed ‘Martha ur are sweeter than my wife’ The maid smiled and said‘i know ‘cos the driver always tells me so’
Operation Theater main Anti Misba 2 Dr.“Light OFF bhi karni?”.Dr.“Light OFF kyu?”.Anti Misba“Jb b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy”
….Patient: Doctor Mjhe Noormal POTTY Nahi Aati Chawal Kahaya Tou Chawal Nkle Roti Khayi Tou Roti Nikli Normal k Lye Kia Karon Dr: Pooty Kha
Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.) lagthe hain mote mote boo boo nikalta hai iss main see doo doo kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)