A Lady when Playing Golf,
Plays a Shot,
the Ball went and Hit a Person?
He fell down putting
his hand in between his Legs
and started Screaming.
She went and said Relax,
I?m a Physio Doc.
I will help you to Reduce the Pain.
She Unzipped his Pants and
Massaged his Dick Vigrously.
Then She asked him,
How he Felt After the Massage.
He Replied, It was Nice,
Send This Sms To Mobile
But the Finger which got hurt
is Still Paining.
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