A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.Send This Sms To Mobile
*MOM TO GIRL*
Mom: jis larkey se
*MOM TO GIRL* Mom: jis larkey se tum pyar karti ho wo larka thek nahi hai. GIRL: nahi mama wo to doctor baney ga. Mom: wo kaisey ? Girl :mama jo BAMARI mujh ko har maheney lagtee the us ne wo dur kar dee…,
A 4 achi phudi B 4 buri phudi C
A 4 achi phudi B 4 buri phudi C 4 choti phudi D 4 dongi phudi E 4 electric phudi F 4 famous phudi G 4 gol phudi H 4 hot phudi I 4 ikloti phudi J 4 jangli phudi K 4 kali phudi L 4 lambi phudi M 4 moti phudi N 4 nazuk [...]
Christmas is not a time nor a
Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
police : Dhandha karti hai ? Call
police : Dhandha karti hai ? Call Girl : No sir main to sales girl hoon, Condom Bechti hoon, magar customer try karke kharidega to main kya karoo…..
Major Rohail- Translate into urdu “He gave me 14
Major Rohail-Translate into urdu“He gave me 14 and then 15 rupees”Bubbli-Sharmate hue“Us ne mujhe pehle choda aur phir pndra rupe dye”