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A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
In a party,a lady wanted to go to toilet.She said to a Sardar- sardarji susu karne ki jagah dikhao.He replied-U naughty girl,pehle tum dikhao!!
4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE. 1 make sure that she”s rich. 2 make sure she cooks. 3 make sure she fucks. 4 make sure these 3 women NEVER meet!
Hey let”s go fuck and do the talking later.
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