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A girl asks a priest.
What”s devil, hell and heaven?
Priest: between my 2 legs is d devil,
between ur 2 legs is hell,
lock d devil into hell and
you”ll see heaven.
Love is a Gambling, Don”t play with it Guys get fun, Girls get blame 10 minutes of fun, 9 months of pain Then a baby comes out without any name. Enjoy it or think it before you do it.
Kuch larkiyan khari ho kar deti hain, Kuch thora jhuk kar deti hain, Aur kuch to baith kar dainey ki aadi hoti hain, Kitna mushkil kaam hai ?JHAAROO dena?
us ne kaha tha k main tum ko dey kar hi choron ge aur us ne aisa he kiya. mujh ko dee aur chor diya….-s
Irish Finds Cigarettes in Daughter?s room – ?OH! NO SHE SMOKES.? He then finds wishky – ?OH! NO SHE DRINKS.? He then finds Condoms – ?OH! SHIT SHE HAS A PENIS.!!!?
Roses are red. voilets are corny. when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!