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A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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Q. What did the left Boob say to the Right Boob?… A. Sab Laafda Neeche Hota hai, Hum khamakha Pakde jate hain.
A teacher asked “wot part of the body goes to heaven first?” A child replied “feet” – coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I”M COMIN!
My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so I got two Girlfriends.
Sardar ne Anti Misba k sathsex krne k baad Anti misba k bed room mei cigret lga lya..Anti misba ne usay boht marakyu?..Public place pr smoking mana hy