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95 Saal ka Borha 90 Saal ki Buria k MEMAY Chos Raha Tha
k Doodh k 2 Qatry Nikly Aur BUDHA MAR Giya
Death Due 2 Drinking Milk of Expiry Date…
send me sexy sms on my num 03343035779
Q: What does PMS stand for? . . . . A: Penis Must Suffer
Love is like a “PENT” But friendship is like a “CHADDI”, bcoz “PENT” phaat bhee jaee to “CHADDI” Izzat bacha leti hai.. So thanks for being my “Chaddi”
Ding-dong open your frock, I have a key, You have a lock!!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That”s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me? Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.