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4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE.
1 make sure that she”s rich.
2 make sure she cooks.
3 make sure she fucks.
4 make sure these 3 women NEVER meet!
….Patient: Doctor Mjhe Noormal POTTY Nahi Aati Chawal Kahaya Tou Chawal Nkle Roti Khayi Tou Roti Nikli Normal k Lye Kia Karon Dr: Pooty Kha
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That”s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
So Sweet is ur SMILE??? so Sweet is ur STYLE??? so Sweet is ur VOICE??? so Sweet is ur EYE????? see …….how Sweetly I LIE. Happy April Fool Day!