2nd yr Urdu paper 2009
Mandarjazail asha”ar ki tashreeh karyn
1-Tattay pe tatta,tatton pe lund
jhantain jala de phuddi ki thund
2-lund ko kar buland itna k har chudai se pehle,bv shohar se khud po0che bata maine kia kia ha?
3-chikni larki barish ma phisal pari,ye dekh k ghalib ki nikal pari
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