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2 girls returng from movie 1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: mujhe kya pata SAALA chori kar raha hai!
mujhe female chahiyen jo mere saaath chal sakein kuch saath rhe sakain friend ship or ___________?? 0346-2596365
Wat”s da similarity between bungee jumping and sex ? In both u go up and down, both r exiting adventurous and dangerous and in both cases, if the rubber breaks U R SCREWED
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dokan kholenge!!Bhatija:Theek he!Chachi: Hum 10/ ki plate denge!Bhatija:Mein dokan pe board laga don gak k 10/ mein Chachi ki chaat lo!!!
Q: Do you know why girls don”t keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket? A: B”coz can”t get signals near hills and mountains.
A Train is bout2 crash. A frantic virgin strips off n says: “” Can anyone make me feel like a woman b4 I die?”” So a man takes off his clothes n say,””Iron these!