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2 girls returng from movie 1st: mera purse chori ho gaya! 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: mujhe kya pata SAALA chori kar raha hai!
Boy to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
Marriage changes passion … suddenly you”re in bed with a relative. – Unknown
At Sherry Rehman”s home Molana Fazl Rehman saw a DONKEY & a CAT 2 impress Her he Says in english Shery G Ur Ass is cute But Ur Pussy is smply mind blowing
im no fred flintstone but i”ll make ur bedrock
Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone. Hus: Why coz, I vibrate a lot. Wife: no coz, you loose your tower whenever you enter the tunnel.